É tão bom ser americano

O clipe em seguida é uma sátira ao orgulho americano da galera do Comédia MTV. Como a música grudou na minha cabeça está aí pra você também. Clique em continuar lendo para ver a letra para cantar juntinho hummm

Quero ser um morto-vivo de um cemitério americano porque It's so good to be american

~~ Sim eu sei que a letra é grande. Copie e cole no bloco de notas, abra outra janela, dê seus pulos mermão.. rs. Não imprima né gente, eu tô morto mas se eu tivesse vivo, pensaria no meio-ambiente, #ficadica ~~

American,
I am an american.
Because i was born in america.
It is early morning, freedom in the air.
Hamburgers, waffles and pancakes everywhere.

I choose the way i want to die
Sausage, bacon, methamphetamine, or fat fries.
Ninety cents more in the price and i buy a "super-size" ("super-size).
Have fat in my heart, i'm so happy that i drop a super-fart!

(a super-fart!)
(because its so funny)

You know honey, i think that our neighbors are communists
Ohh why is that?
Because he is cooking methamphetamine in his house
He definily doesn't believe in jesus
I hate communists, arabs and gays.
But my gardener is from a latin race.
Buenos dias, senhor.
Sorry I don't speak bolivian (laughs)

I love my property and my family, my ab shaper, my arms and my tv.
It's so funny.

I pray every day for the Charlie Sheen stop the drugs and comeback to the show. (comeback to the show)

And also for Jennifer Aniston that doesn't have a husband but she deserves!
(she deserves it!)

Come on, baby's night of stand-up.
You know what México exports besides tacos and marijuana?
Bananas?
No bad gardeners!! (oh it's so true)
And you know what's the diference between a chinese and a korean?
No?
Neither do I! Who cares?! ( oh it's so true)
It's so good to be american (american) (2x)
It was so fun I don't understand why europeans don't like it?
They don't know the meaning of the word : FUN!
Now go to sleep with the sensation
that tomorrow we should bomb a Muslin nation.
They are terrorists!
And we celebrate with the mickey hat, as we did on the Bin Laden's Dead

Honey where's brandon?
I am in the basement.
I'm alone.
My hopes and dreams they are all gone.
Bullying everyday I'm gonna cry.
A voice told me that today my dad should die!
Check this web site
They teach you how to make a bomb (to make a bomb!)
Pills, vitamins, cheddar cheese all mixed together with the combo! (with the combo)
I hate society!
It's so bad to be alone ... (to be alone!)
It's so good to detonate a bomb (a detonate ...)
It's so good ... being american (american) (2)